meow corp what please on a number 5 in a blue circle

a pink cake with whipped cream and a cherry on top

homicidal knife-weilding cat

a dead goldfish

my hairy balls erupting from the surface of the earth

an orange box with a yellow chin and red pig tails

a striped orange camel wearing a thing on its head in the middle of the desert

Pink text tells how poor their relationship is with their computer. Dont worry; soon enough it will be all you have left in your wasted life

Sherlock and John fly together majestically on a rainbow of homosexuality. Sherlock says ILU jawn

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The mafia has threatened the public at gun point, demanding anal sex. All are happy to comply.

A maths equation that solves the meaning of life. The variables are G and T. The G is doubled and laughter is a key component.