A special boy gives the evil ginger all his money.

I am THIS CLOSE to being able to see my own forehead.

She knew she was never a looker, but she was bound and determined to compensate with copious makeup and a winning smile.

The best sci-fi show ever made

Two puzzle pieces going through a divorce. Apparently, they just don't fit anymore.

A rainbow terminates into a precipitating cloud

Dave really loves lemon lime soda

I was delighted that for the first time in years my boyfriend didn't give me a "dick in a box" on our anniversary. No, now it's a rainbow.

A tomator angrily attempts to kill some green flies with a broom

Now that is one smooth looking rump

the skull looks very concerned about something.

Ginger vampire is standing in the sunlight and sizzling. Is it because he's ginger, or is it because he's a vampire?