A man's favorite table slicing him in half with a katana for the 7th time since his childhood.

The combination of paper and the sun resulting in a man with a hat and one dreadlock

A very angry and defensive bat arguing about his beats.

Surfing the wild buns, brother

A balding, Caucasian young man wearing a blue knitted sweater with the words "Mr. Swansey" printed on his Honorary Placronym.

Pacman breaking the terrible news to Ms. Pacman that he has been seeing Miss Paint on the side and can no longer continue their relationship

A rapist potato threatening a ninja at a public restroom.

Cross your Heart and Hope to Die

The Pope piloting an aeroplane from Honk Kon8 accidentally releasing the Super Dope Shit switch

Help! I'm trapped inside of a parrot's body!

Flipping the daily bird to Bob Ross

A heart with leaves for ears