Anything Homestuck!

A circular yellow robot head with 4 candy corn horns protruding from the top. Its visor is half red, half blue, and it's smiling. "Mjitun.6"

Parachuting Sun

Sunscreen

sunscreen with an spf over nine thousand.

New DBZ product; a sunblock with an SPF of over 9,000

9000+ points for shooting a Macaroni Elbow.

pacman being shot by a pistol and taking 9000 damage

Pacman breaking the terrible news to Ms. Pacman that he has been seeing Miss Paint on the side and can no longer continue their relationship