Steven Tyler *IS* a soviet crab nurse in this summer's most wAcKy comedy: Dude Looks Like a Ruskie!

Gilbert Gottfried - who is now a blue spider - is angry over the ridiculously small size of his can of Folgers.

George Takei is surprised that Rainbow Dash fell for Pizza Pony's suplex maneuver.

Barney the dinosaur triumphantly chainsaws a stamp machine in twain while wearing zinc oxide, pleasing naked multicultural alien children.

"Macho Man" Randy Savage is fucking pumped about his TV dinner.

A member of the Blue Man Group is racist against unicorns.

ANGRY BACON HAS JOINED THE BRAWL!

Via visual aides, Superman explains how it's much more profitable to electrocute planet Earth than it is to burn it in oil.

Derpy plays marriage counselor to a drum and a pair of drumsticks.

Nervous man challenges a tiny gnome to a fight. The gnome does not take the bait.

A cat states the obvious, making an obese middle-aged man cry.

Chef pony is a lazy punk.