Alright, you can have the one with the bubble-gum eyeballs, but keep it on the down low.

I brought you a bag of eyeballs. I know you like them, but please don't make a scene.

Spike buys eyeballs from some guy with lazy eye

Discount mail order eyes for Spike

Spike has just found that his favorite thing in the world is on clearance price, and he's STOKED!!!!

Spike is overly excited about the blue envelope sale.

Barney the Dinosaur teaches kids how to save money at the post office

Barney the dinosaur triumphantly chainsaws a stamp machine in twain while wearing zinc oxide, pleasing naked multicultural alien children.

Evil Dr. Barney chainsaws an old-fashioned computer terminal before multi-colored alien children.