DOWN WITH THE FALSE UNICORN GODDESS OF THE SUN! THE DOPEFISH LIVES!

Professional eyestalks SANIC HEDGEHOG is staring into your very soul.

Professional lazy fuckwit MARIO HEDGEHOG realizes that he's gotta STEP IT UP.

CAN WE FIX IT? NO IT'S FUCKED!

IS THAT DAMNED WIRELESS PRINTER WORKING YET? (seriously, big waste of money guys, don't bother)

THEY'RE GAY?! HOLY PENIS WHAT A SCOOP!

Holy shit my monitor was to far back.

Pacman has fallen on hard times

LOL LE EPIC WIN!!!

DOPEFISH LIVES! DOWN WITH THE FALSE HORNED-DONKEY GOD!

Post-modernist MARIO HEDGEHOG believes that making sense is too mainstream.