Giygas invents the printing press

Man is delighted over printing machine is working?

man is happy and walking, minding his own business. Doesn't see that his cash register is pointing a poison dart shooter at him

IS THAT DAMNED WIRELESS PRINTER WORKING YET? (seriously, big waste of money guys, don't bother)

i have a wireless printer

A man who is being extremely possessive of a printer.

-What the hell have you done to this poor printer? -No..noth..nothing at all!

fire babies

two dudes talk excitedly on the phone