a cactus took a shit and it's steaming purple stank because it's the desert and it's really hot in the desert.

silver finger snake attacks streetlight

dog is confused by red boll rolling down hill

some fat slob(probably gaben) is going to subway when lawd knows it's too late fo his fat ass

scalpel = reddit? ok, let's go with that

nah, quit makin me come up with new chains, you got me, I'm not fuckin creative. shit, stop rubbing it in.

>tfw edge on and off for about an hour, and push it too close way too soon and end with a hurried orgasm that was rly disappointing.

a duck shot a cat with a gatling dun and now it's fucking dead, but gatling gun is spelled gatlen gun which is wrong and fuckin stupid.

>implying ironic reddit humor is funny

hitler had a good day, so he's smilin about shit while doing zeig heil or whatever the fuck that was called. you know what i'm sayin

post-masturbatory depression

cat spews rainbows out his mouth and is a faggot