dog is confused by red boll rolling down hill

some fat slob(probably gaben) is going to subway when lawd knows it's too late fo his fat ass

scalpel = reddit? ok, let's go with that

nah, quit makin me come up with new chains, you got me, I'm not fuckin creative. shit, stop rubbing it in.

>tfw edge on and off for about an hour, and push it too close way too soon and end with a hurried orgasm that was rly disappointing.

a duck shot a cat with a gatling dun and now it's fucking dead, but gatling gun is spelled gatlen gun which is wrong and fuckin stupid.

>implying ironic reddit humor is funny

hitler had a good day, so he's smilin about shit while doing zeig heil or whatever the fuck that was called. you know what i'm sayin

post-masturbatory depression

a cactus took a shit and it's steaming purple stank because it's the desert and it's really hot in the desert.

cat spews rainbows out his mouth and is a faggot

silver finger snake attacks streetlight