A father trying to restrain from beating his son for dragging him to a Nickelback concert.

Sauron observing his soldiers sparring.

Machinegun Marlin

Coke a Cola

Rydia has dyslexia

The Lorax failed to save the trees.

Snail Murderer

The moon is yawning at the boring headstones.

The wind fish sleeps

Mary had a little lamb that attracted her a lesbian friend.

Andross has converted to Mormonism

Ugly duckling commits suicide