Every time you see a rainbow, God is having GAY SEX.
God is angry at a leprechaun that created a rainbow from a pot of gold.
God yelling at leprechauns for stealing his rainbows
God is really pissed off at the sun because the sun gets to party with gentlemen and is really muscular and cool and sexually open minded
A man is sunbathing when an angle comes to talk to him about the dangers of skin cancer.
A tiny angel provides a naked tanning man some sun block.
A schizophenic man takes LSD then bumps into a nameless horror from the C'thulhu mythos. This is what he sees.
Devil Slug
evil snail from adventure time
Angry Snail plots your demise
Snail Murderer
A snail is held at gunpoint by an unseen being.
a snail and a gun?
FUCK. THE SNAIL HAS A GUN.
Gangsta snail, he gonna salt my ass? Awwwwww shiiiiiiiiiiiit
Don't pour salt on Gangster Snail...
A snail being slowly killed with salt. It makes him ANGRY!
A racist snail does not care for your couch.
Even snail thinks your couch is nasty.
Snail comes back from vacation, finds couch broken and reeking of semen and dead hookers.
I have no clue...
Banana is playing the maracas
the banana always uses two vibrators
A banana with a face and tits and a vagina is shoving two disembodied dicks into and around her vaginal area
banana wearing a 2-part censor box bikini
Someone asking a banana for anal sex. "Just the tip?"
the correct way to open a banana is how?
a bird with a cigarette head attempts to eat a banana.
Cigarette Bird Likes Bananas
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!
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