Here's the mail, it never fails. It makes me want to wag my tail.When it comes I want to wail Mail!

Yah, yah, that was a bad gassy one.

The poor poor depressed fish swims all alone. Nobody loves him, nobody cares if he lives or dies. What a sad fish.

Don't mind if I do.... oh, and yay aMErica! ahahahaha.

Slender man trying to seduce a Japanese school girl.

The poor goat, He was taxidermied.

My son was turned into a horse, but I use that to my advantage now.

Professor X lost the in-mind Pokemon battle he was playing with Jean.

Your mom.

Seri knows the meaning of life.

poop/v = 5

A backwards calendar.