Doodle or Die

the evil toilet laughing at the poor crying boy keeled over from holding it tooooo long.

naked woman over the earth with a huge ball of earwax in her mouth.

A guy ripping his heart out on stage and bleeding to death in front of an audience.

Doodle or Die

Richard Simmons crazy South Park style "Herp Derp

one dog, divided by dog plant in a pot.

better drawn robber woman with webbed hands, attacks poorly drawn blue woman with ninja star hands.

a pirate flag. its is?

a ghost on fire because of a fat sherlock holmes/captain hook

woman smoking in heaven next to a no smoking sign

a drunk guy thinking unicorns with rainbow farts are ok and that anal sex that is not ok.

angry duckling outside of basket

the blue portal is falling off the wall slower than the orange portal

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