a detective ?

sherlock holmes opening a portal in the space time continuum to facilitate transport of well arranged rocks

A man thinks that the open portal to another universe is dull

Portals, how do they work?

Eggs come in blue and orange?

The cute blue and orange beans say "Yup."

Three blue pills and two orange pills all agree. A third orange pill is left out of the decision

The blue half-portals are making fun of the orange half-portals

the blue portal is falling off the wall slower than the orange portal