Doodle or Die

Hipster snob promotes use of the iPhone following Apple's large charitable donations...

Thousands of flying Ms swarm the neighbourhood.

Midget delivers pizza, almost spilling it.

New Chain

eBay: One pie crust. 128 days old, slightly used. Comes with free ant infestation.

Cat watches the flame of a candle eagerly

Teenage Ninja Mutant Turtle poses for Playboy

You're 7 today! And to celebrate, here's a steaming pile of turd.

Guy on a mountain feels 10 foot tall.

Coldplay: And it was all yellow.

A black woman with red hair and an orange shirt is locked in Jail

Doodle or Die

Windows is winning in a fight against Mac.

Ditto flies a rocket into space.

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