bob wishes he'd evolved like everyone else

shakespeare was one badass motherfucker

it turns out God is a rooster, and he disapproves of our evolutionary progress

that damn penguin is still sittin on our lawn, martha

multicoloured penises wait for the mothership

suit-wearing shark contemplates suicide

man dispenses fruity beverage from a newfound hole in his forehead

whenever I crawl, rich cool people appear behind me with money bags

the doctor holds a chopstick thoughtfully as I prepare to be killed by a giant, red shuriken

Gym the giraffe commands respect from all who behold him

construction of the face canal was going smoothly

creeper getting what it bloody deserves