bob wishes he'd evolved like everyone else

construction of the face canal was going smoothly

creeper getting what it bloody deserves

now you're pissing with portals

I question my decision to enroll in Liberal Arts

multicoloured penises wait for the mothership

the ghost of my father encounters a giant mug, reading "RAPE WHISTLE"

the lemon turned out to be full of blood

a free pokeball?! sign me up

yellow man dies of chicken pox

most easily escaped jail

This chump thinks Apple will die with Steve Jobs