Hi, I'm a pirate. I like pigeons.

how do I love thee? let me count the ways. I love thee like a fresh summers morning, when a face with a tap for a mouth shouts at me...

Three men walked on the beach one winter's eve. One had left his jacket and was therefore rather chilly.

There once was a bear who liked fighting,he hit a man that looked like a viking he had a red hand, and fell to the sand, and was unconscious

There once was a girl called Sarah she didn't let foxes come near her 1 tagged along + had a big dong that he petruded in order to scare her

small handed chefs are unable to bake cookies

6 pigeons fly at a policeman. The policeman doesn't like pigeons.

piss off pigs

A chimpanzee plays football with three large-breasted women.

Doughwitch

Unfunny "comedy"

A jolly man skips down the road. He sees a cat. He likes the cat. The cat and the man become good friends.