A tall, red-faced man with slight stubble and a beefy chest is having his chewy appendix ripped out and eaten by a gremlin.

A bear punches a red faced dude into a wall

There once was a bear who liked fighting,he hit a man that looked like a viking he had a red hand, and fell to the sand, and was unconscious

One-eared teddy bear wouldn't do that

Potato man

Mr. Potato-Dropped-On-The-Head

Mister Potato head needs a family intervention. He has a serious crack addiction.

mr potato head about to rip out his eyes, which are bloodshot

Mr Potato-Head has gone a long time without sleep.