The Loch ness Monster ordered a giant pizza.

A homosexual Big mac stranded at sea.

A scientist with a new invention that will save the world, but gets distracted by hookers.

A red octopus with yellow sprinkles grabbing a premature woman.

A popscicle man connected to the hand of Adolf Hipster.

A diseased rasta man collapsed into a puddle before robbing a brick house.

Dick Cheny threatening a pony with downsyndrome to get off of his wife before he goes hunting with it.

Golem finally figuring out what taters are.