A homosexual Big mac stranded at sea.
A scientist with a new invention that will save the world, but gets distracted by hookers.
A red octopus with yellow sprinkles grabbing a premature woman.
A popscicle man connected to the hand of Adolf Hipster.
A diseased rasta man collapsed into a puddle before robbing a brick house.
Dick Cheny threatening a pony with downsyndrome to get off of his wife before he goes hunting with it.
Golem finally figuring out what taters are.
The Loch ness Monster ordered a giant pizza.