Elmo got burnt in the toaster.

Russia.

A man disapproves of the cloud of lightning.

An artist examines his canvas to ensure his painting is correct.

Sunlight beams through cloud cover on the black forest mountains of Norway.

A one eyed bearded pirate shakes his hook hand and scowls.

Hipster Mouse stands alone.

A ginger peeks out from behind God.

A heart farts on a rainbow.

The queen of England wets herself.

A crosseyed baby is mummified in a blue blanket.

A turtle performs cunnilingus on an armless man's leg.

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