It's a beautiful day for... Snakes on a Plane

there are motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane

Danish Airways! Delivers you with HSSSS.

Someone traveled back in time to give the Crusaders an Airplane so that they could fly to the middle-east and fight bomb Saladin

paper airplane drops bombs on sandcastle

laziness

The world feels very purple to me today. I'm just so bored, and red.

Man is sad because he spilled prune juice

Unfortunately, sometimes you spill your green Gatorade

Bleeding flashlight.

a bloody flashlight

a bloody cannon fires.

a cannon with bloody balls

Cannonballs covered in blood

kenny is a cannonball now

"Honey, Kenny is a cannonball now", says a man to his wife.

Kenny's parents talk about how Kenny is a cannonball now.

Shooting canon on pirateship

A pirate taking pictures of the sea

A robot pirate is thinking hard while leaning against the railings on his ship.

DO WHAT YOU WANT BECAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE YOU ARE A PIRATE!

A one eyed bearded pirate shakes his hook hand and scowls.

badass pirate

Razor 1911: The infamous pirate of the cyber seas...

the ss razor. 1911. sailing towards sunrise.

razorblade swims while the sun shines upon his visage

tantantantantan theres a SHARP on the sea!!!!

black person getting a tan

batman das racists

A white teeter-totter surrounded by faceless white men in black robes at night.

Kids play at night

fighting

naked man giving a roundhouse kick to a brazilian

White dude kicking a doctor in the stomach.