An old man sitting on a blue sofa with a grey beard imagining shark tits and laughing to himself

A lizard eying spaghetti

The nostalgia critic remembering that he is a fag so you don't have to

Optimus Prime's coffee maker

Doodle or Die

Two gay men fight over the affection of a teenage girl.

Beardless Lincoln is sad because you ate his noodles.

A bear? monkey? holding two shoes.

A literal star flirting with a confused woman.

A shark with hair growing on his eyes chases another shark with longer hair also growing out of his eyes.

A stick figure flipping the bird with both of his hands.

A bored looking man with short hair.

A hideous medley of cat and banana.

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