targets designed to kill yourself

A stick figure flipping the bird with both of his hands.

What the fuck are you doing to that chicken?!

Man in mid summersault farting on a chicken

someone tripping over a duck with long gray hair and falling into a ditch

A black person with grey hair is reaching terminal velocity while a duck hits him in the crotch, now he is unable to fall into the toilet

trip over a duck and fall into a toilet

i have no idea