Hulk is not happy in this bin, despite red sky at night being shepherds delight

Simon was all dressed up for lazer quest, he had his suit on and everything. Until his friends dad died, and ruined his entire fucking day

NAAA NA NA NANANANAAAA NANANANAAAA HEY JUDE. Bloody Beetles...

Elderly woman walks on to the set of blue peter

Bee realises that the world is not fair and his girlfriend is with some other prick.

And then my bastard of a shadow threw a septic chocolate bar at me

Cher Lloyds wet dream

The packet of pills we once found on in the middle of pe on the sports field. PE was cancelled that day.

Someone is tired and totally over doodle or die.

Decapitated chinese mans haid lies on a red carpet of stars

'Therefore' is greater than the 'New Cigarette'. I dont think im okay with the word cigarette

Hench man who looks a lot like my friend ben is either wanking or bursting out of a box. This pleases him