The packet of pills we once found on in the middle of pe on the sports field. PE was cancelled that day.

Someone is tired and totally over doodle or die.

Decapitated chinese mans haid lies on a red carpet of stars

Simon was all dressed up for lazer quest, he had his suit on and everything. Until his friends dad died, and ruined his entire fucking day

'Therefore' is greater than the 'New Cigarette'. I dont think im okay with the word cigarette

Hench man who looks a lot like my friend ben is either wanking or bursting out of a box. This pleases him

Heart doesnt care because he has a valentine and you're a fat fuck

Space squid is off on another one of his adventures. Bloody hell, he forgot the picnic again.

Bill and Ben the flowerpot men have a party in one of the flowerpots. Uncle Paul is not enjoying his time there

Don't cry Mr Toadstool, most people don't realise the word 'stool' actually means poo.

He doesn't care. Not one bit

Ghandi doesn't like these shoes, they make his ankles look fat.