Cursed with a speech impediment and a grotesquely oversized left hand permanently stuck thumbs up, Steve was poorly understood.

CRAAAAWLING IIIIIN MY SKIIIIIIN okay we get it you're deep

A man with no chin yells "YARG" at an artist's paint palette.

Oh, god, what is that, is that... Is that some kind of... Cute ghetto baby doll thing? What are those eyes? Oh god, the eyes!

An elephant's detached, floating head was apparently splashing a wolf with water from its trunk.

Crying dalmatian.

All the colors of the mentally challenged rainbow.

A blue snowman in midair with the big blue letters "WAA"

Somebody probably described something really neat, but some emotionally stunted manchild drew a goddamned pony instead.

"Son of a bitch," Shrek said. "There's a fucking volcanic eruption going on behind me, isn't there."

The three-legged man cries blue tears of joy for his cowboy boot.

The spaceman worried ground control, first with his vestigial tail, and second because he kept staring at his hands with mindless joy.

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