CRAAAAWLING IIIIIN MY SKIIIIIIN okay we get it you're deep

Crying dalmatian.

All the colors of the mentally challenged rainbow.

A blue snowman in midair with the big blue letters "WAA"

Somebody probably described something really neat, but some emotionally stunted manchild drew a goddamned pony instead.

A man with no chin yells "YARG" at an artist's paint palette.

"Son of a bitch," Shrek said. "There's a fucking volcanic eruption going on behind me, isn't there."

The three-legged man cries blue tears of joy for his cowboy boot.

The spaceman worried ground control, first with his vestigial tail, and second because he kept staring at his hands with mindless joy.

RASPBERRY STRAWBERRY SMOOTHIE, ORANGE DRINKING STRAW WITH YELLOW RIBBING

The family tree was simple, but it left no doubt that the author was a bastard.

Train tracks leading into a lightless cave, with a sign saying "Main St." next to the entrance