There was no audience for the cat balancing the solar system on her head but her two owners were very happy.

Did that squirrel fart on an umpa lumpa?

Satan feeds his dog some pasta but the dog just wants to play dice.

Antipasta plates are good

Cows love Cuban cigars

Orange mocha frappuccino!!

Those butt cheeks have a Z on them.

A plateau is the highest form of flattery

Going to the park to drink yellow drank and eat giant cookies with a friend

A lovely lass with a pink flower in a meadow

Don't pee on the electric fence.

Pot of gold at the end of the rainbow