There was no audience for the cat balancing the solar system on her head but her two owners were very happy.

Did that squirrel fart on an umpa lumpa?

A plateau is the highest form of flattery

Going to the park to drink yellow drank and eat giant cookies with a friend

Satan feeds his dog some pasta but the dog just wants to play dice.

Antipasta plates are good

Cows love Cuban cigars

Orange mocha frappuccino!!

A lovely lass with a pink flower in a meadow

Don't pee on the electric fence.

Pot of gold at the end of the rainbow

Banana peel with toe fungus