a snowman wins every award ever. People sob at his snowfeet, wishing they were as awesome as the award-winning snowman.

SPONGEBOB BIRDPANTS

"Tell you what, you get your corner, I'll get mine. If we split up, we can both make twice as much money mime-ing than we do now together."

a pink-headed blockguy with a yellow body discovers he has big wheels for feet.

an ice cream cone fell on the ground....TIME TO CLOSE ALL TEXAS SCHOOLS

"IT WILL NEVER BE GOOD ENOUGH" says god

a man asks two cherries to "NO! DONT PUT THE PEN THERE"!! but the cherries are happily ignoring him.

an Aloe plant is demanding a revolution

a skinny man is propositioned for sex by a heavyweight female lifter.

An artist went zip-lining and it was a disaster.

Doge and a big orange cat finally meet after months of talking on Match.com

a melting unicorn isn't actually that sad about it.