reddit is being drowned in purple

in a blue abyss, with nothing but a brown door in the distance, someone painted "RED RUM" in runny paint

a poor kid is exposed to an anti-gay television show

a bug is driving the speed limit!

this baby weighs exactly one ton

a business man holds a green ball.

Mario, the hedgehog, has to go fast!

a really happy guy with a douchey haircut is wearing a red shirt and shorts

an old hippie is a little confused

Learn your numbers with Barney, the Dinosaur!

Bear is startled by a green-faced potato with a yellow hat on!

Russia is bleeding! Russia is bleeding! France wins! Russia is bleeding!