So avoid using the word ‘very’ because it’s lazy. A man is not very tired, he is exhausted. Don’t use very sad, use morose.

Video game character has died a mediocre death

"[...] comes to rescue her husband from his assailant, and she reaches out and seizes him by his private parts, you shall cut off her hand."

"No one who has been emasculated by crushing or cutting may enter the assembly of the Lord." (Deuteronomy 23:1)

Johnny Bravo wearing shades.

“Do not plant your field with two kinds of seed." (Leviticus 19:19)

"This is my covenant with you and your descendants after you, the covenant you are to keep: Every male among you shall be circumcised."

A disabled marine causes a coup d'etat

Groping a shepherd

Welcome to Chicago! :)

Somebody with a knife against their head and blood spurting out of their hair.

The FBI discovering somebody torrenting the Lion King.