Standing on a mountain in Tennessee looking out at mountains in the distance

I hate saucepans with decorative red jewels on the handle. Therefore, I'm going to kick this @#$%@#% across the room.

This fork has had enough of Dr. Oz and his damn salads. Eff that.

A protest sign. This person hates grapes. No, I mean, he abhors them. And don't even think about peanuts. He'll kick your ass.

Young man rammed golfish into his eye sockets. He now realizes and regrets the consequences of that decision.

A lonely looking room...little do they know that this is where Eugene becomes his sexy, online alter ego Marcus.

After McDonald's corporation beat him, fired him, and drugged him, Mac Tonight wakes up on a deserted island regretting his life.

That was not a suppository. That was a habanero...

Deserted on a small island in the Pacific, Keith decided to teach plot graphing to his imaginary friends on the island.

Every time you smack your lips in that annoying manner, it causes these stress wrinkles to deepen and make me look older. Knock it off.

Olaf didn't get out of the sun in time to be saved by Elsa

Donald Trump performing the greatest blow job ever on Vladimir Putin