Standing on a mountain in Tennessee looking out at mountains in the distance

Donald Trump performing the greatest blow job ever on Vladimir Putin

Donald Trump gets butt fucked by a camel

David Lee Roth eating tacos while singing "Jump."

She made me angry, so I punched her in the vulva.

Donald Trump in hurricane force winds

A bird is about to eat a 4 leaf clover. We are live filming from inside his mouth.

Man just realized someone took a dump in his lunchbox

This fork has had enough of Dr. Oz and his damn salads. Eff that.

Typical answer from an apathetic shithead.

I told you "no raisins." You know why? BECAUSE I HATE RAISINS, DAMMIT!!!! I @#$%^%$* HATE RAISINS!

Pink coyote with oven mitts for hands