Pseudo-erection

Licensed chiropractor's tools include a baseball bat

Your father taking up the whole disco dancefloor, with his chest hair overflowing out the neck of his shirt

The mysogynistic denizens of the internet wonder why they cannot find a girlfriends.

Mathematics is suicidal

A large man eating an entire KFC

A hot dog

Hitler finishing someone's painting, with the obligatory jew pun.

Piccolo's dick

That egg yolk I left out in space is really hot.

King K. Rool from Donkey Kong Country

There's always shit at the end of the rainbow