Mathematics is suicidal

A large man eating an entire KFC

Licensed chiropractor's tools include a baseball bat

A hot dog

Hitler finishing someone's painting, with the obligatory jew pun.

Piccolo's dick

That egg yolk I left out in space is really hot.

King K. Rool from Donkey Kong Country

There's always shit at the end of the rainbow

It's so beautiful that I'm vomiting rainbows.

Your father taking up the whole disco dancefloor, with his chest hair overflowing out the neck of his shirt

The default windows XP desktop now comes with dandelions