The Snake is Sexy and it knows it. Also, lovely pink matching bra and panty set you've got there!

An eyeball takes a crap, but the blue police officer says that's not ok

The back of a frog as it gazes distractedly at a bee flying in front of a naked,, armless woman wearing a necklace. We can't see her face

You found Waldo!

Spiderman trolling the inter-webs

Sun says Earth can deal with it.

Lazy artists refuses to draw, thus giving you a freebie to draw whatever the hell you want.

( thousands and thousands of tiny sardines escape from the mouth of a hose )

Congratulations! You got a dead fish! The perfect tool of mass destruction!

An alien. Go nuts...

A purple dragon with orange hair

The chilli burger went to heaven, but that's ok. It stank anyway.

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