Your Mother.

your mum

was over at my place last night. We watched some movies and had a romantic dinner.

a man watching TV on the couch in the dark

black guy jacking off on a red couch

A masturbating tranny named Raytoro

cencored

well this appears to be the worlds longest penis...this isnt really appropriate

yellow arrow flying out of earths orbit into the sun

earth is getting closer to the sun, sun says DEAL WITH IT

earth is going towards the sun so deal with it

Sun says Earth can deal with it.

The sun being a prick.

the sun raping people

The sun get's angry, and pulls out his jousting stick.

The sun is fencing. Obviously

Canadanything Vs. brown man in a feeble position

vat durr fouck

Um. It has big ears. And looks like a failed Pokemon..I dun get it. Oh and it's gray. If that helps. Sorry, bro.

Some fag from Homestuck

Yugi's hair has leveled up

A hand pointing to ">13556-7288" and says to "Check em"

Number 135567288 must be checked.

I don't know, derpy eye

Holy shit! A talking eye!

hey yourself. your one sexy eyeball, you know that?

an eyeball thanking the viewer

Tadpole

Crazy Lizard

weird reptile saying I kill your family