Jesus, golden halo intact, palms bleeding, walks on water, wearing a beautiful yellow boa—a boa constrictor, that is. He is a friend to all.

Doritos love surfing and a good time, just riding that wave and melting away into oblivion but loving it the entire time dude dude dude dude

A giant corncob trolls the kids: "Talk right, you younguns." The kids are all like "lol, yolo..."

A tombstone with the number 14 looms before a green-and-blue superhero. Whyyyyy?

Dirty tiny sheep slide down a chute made of discarded pea pods.

A man's computer—and love—are both so far away. Unfortunately, the man is a starfish and doesn't crawl very fast

Moldy giant cookie lives out a sad existence in a Trader Joe's grocery cart, postapocalypse.

A many-splendored speckled green alien uses his single tentacle to hold up a magnifying glass and destroy himself with the light of the sun.

Cave people try to read the urns left by the aliens, but can't understand the pictograms. Whatever will become of them?

A UFO lands in the purple mountains, puts down its landing gear and a ladder, and continues with its mission.

"Sweg," said the giant. We didn't know what he meant, but we were afraid to ask.

A cupcake wearing a Twinkie for a hat wearing a top hat for a hat...