The small girl was horrified by her monster fart.

Chestnuts roasting on an open music stand.

The robot stork dropped off a mallard to an old man.

Mufasa accidentally dropped baby Simba off pride rock!

The hard core rocker mermaid turned out to be a pretty bad singer.

The bird butler brought the boss a Black & Mild.

Joe saw no reason not to replace his own heart with another brain.

The dog sucked noodles through a gray & green straw.

The gentleman hotdog bent down to kiss his eyeless ghost wife.

The ant surveyed his mud home.

The road was decorated with carefully spaced shards of glass.

The hungry anthropomorphic spoon was so busy eating the vegetables that the fork's singing took it by surprise.

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