What if Peter Parker had been bitten by a potato?

Tater man--tasty, competent, but dangerous.

murderous potato

Soon my giant frying pan will be complete!

an evil overlord eats the the last peace in order to form itself a proper body, since he has an enormous head and a thin little neck only

A spoon eating some vegetables

The hungry anthropomorphic spoon was so busy eating the vegetables that the fork's singing took it by surprise.

Fork is on its knee serenading the spoon, who is high up in a tower. Possibly a lighthouse, considering the surroundings.

Little did the spoon know that she was actually colorblind and that the oceans were purple all along. They married that day on that robot.