Princess Toadstool describes why she doesn't get hit on in the Mushroom Kingdom.

The Hampocalypse was imminent . . .

Yo quiero cosmopolitan.

You get to be put on a stick and roasted in a fire!

The death of the last carrier pigeon, Saul, during WWII

Dismembered Mickey mouse funhouse

Eggplant wizard conjures fairy fire.

Screw this magic delivery service!

Footless devil mom with pencil arms

A hippo needs a dentist appointment.

The evil green imp crept up using his purple cloak of darkness to hide his approach

Behind closed doors, mime chicks let it all hang out.