Yo quiero cosmopolitan.

You get to be put on a stick and roasted in a fire!

Princess Toadstool describes why she doesn't get hit on in the Mushroom Kingdom.

The death of the last carrier pigeon, Saul, during WWII

Dismembered Mickey mouse funhouse

Eggplant wizard conjures fairy fire.

Screw this magic delivery service!

Footless devil mom with pencil arms

A hippo needs a dentist appointment.

The evil green imp crept up using his purple cloak of darkness to hide his approach

Behind closed doors, mime chicks let it all hang out.

Froggy Fred never got any hits on his online dating profile