Pocahontas is very constipated

that's one cool candycane

Lost episode of spongebob in which squidward's house becomes sentient and begins ripping everyone's face off in Bikini Bottom

god changes baby jesus' dirty diaper for the first time

rocks talk about how sexy philip j fry is

yellow dog thinks that nothings wrong here when clearly this man is dead

moshi moshi jesus desu!

Doodle or Die

This is literally the sexiest man I've ever seen in my life. And he apparently wants me to smell him for some reason.

a rock band shoots blue laser beams at the crowd

ok so there's this guy right. He is literally so fucking surprised that it's Sunday on the calendar that his fucking head exploded

shit let's be hotdogs

oh my god is that a piece of shit hooker oh my god why would you draw that

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