Pocahontas is very constipated

it started out as a girl's face. then something went terribly wrong.

A hippie's mustache is bleeding?

black guy with burning beard

Black man complaining about bootleg fireworks because his beard catches on fire

Black man with long beard gets lit fireworks caught in beard.

Osama bin CRAVEN

A pharaoh shooting Freddy Krueger with a penis fly gun.

The head of a snake

betty crocker corporation funds this website. take down the batterwitch

June from the hit 90's Nickelodeon show "KABLAM!" undresses for our amusement, revealing her bra

June is happy about being naked? WHUT.

'June' is naked on the calendar

a calendar saying JUNE

A calender tells us the month is June. June's named after the Latin word for "youth".

A baby is surprised that is already June. Small woodland critters follow him. The whole thing is questionably juvenile.

Baby seal

A band rocking out at a festival. A cow is present.

mariachi band warfare

Dueling banjos.

Long stretchy lightbulb vs. other long stretchy lightbulb.

light bulb vs light bulb

to light bulbs argue, one says "come 'ere!" the other says "no, you come 'ere"

A man lightbulb and lady lightbulb sit at a bar and flirt.

A yellow couple sitting on high stools are beginning to show affection, make out, and make love.

Japanese drawing/tentacle shit

Octopus and lady love

purple tentacle + red dress

Tape worm wearing a dress asking if she is pretty. (She isn't, but girl strut yo stuff)

My wife traps me again with one of her stupid questions.

A girl in a fitting room asking if the pants make her butt look gid.

a pantsless man asking a question.

Suicidal Depression

I am the sad guy, in my dream, In my dream, he is me.

INCEPTION

MacBook Pro Desktop.

purplesplosion

Prince's 6th Studio Album, released in 1984, would fall from this drawing if the album were the meteorological phenomenon in its title.

purple rain

Sad rainy cloud

A crying and raining cloud sings Bohemian Rhapsody