Chinese man is upset that his friend (who by the way is an onion) is lying on his bed eating raw meat

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Space kitten attempts to eat spaghetti bolognese with a knife and fork in his astronaut suit.

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Patrick and Spongebob discuss the bubonic plague

The Sun God admires all his creations from above, even though the tulip disapproves of the less fortunate creations.

Mr. Potato's long lost brother, Mr. Log's long lost brother, wishes to die in peace.

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