A man is not happy with his shoe

A guy telling his shoe that he's not happy with it. He's calling it a young man. Clearly he is delusional.

guy on drugs pretends shoe is his son

A ninja turtle running along an asphalt road at the speed of light

Sonic in a halfshell. Turtlepower!

tur-sonic

Sonic is confused, but it's okay, he has fabulous red pumps.

Sonic with no arms questions life

sonnic says well ok